What’s wrong with these people – is nothing sacred?

GUINNESS GUINNESS HOUSE
HOUGHTON STREET, LONDON,
WC2A 2AE, UNITED KINGDOM.

GUINNESS STOUT – NEW YEAR GREAT INTERNET AWARENESS PROMOTIONS 2008.
Attention.

We are pleased to inform you of the result of the just concluded 2008 New Year draws held on the 1st of March 2008 by GUINNESS EXTRA STOUT Worldwide Internet Awareness Promotion, your email was among the 30 lucky winners who won GBP (One Million Great British Pounds) £1,000,000.00 each on the GUINNESS COMPANY.

However, the results were released, and your email was attached to ticket number (GUI45856CS89) and ballot number (BN: 6220914657/HBZ-T). The online draws was conducted by a random selection of email addresses from an exclusive list of 250,031 E-mail addresses of individuals and corporate bodies, picked by an advanced automated random computer search from the internet. However, no tickets were sold but all email addresses were assigned to different ticket numbers for representation and privacy. In other to claim your GBP £1,000,000.00 winning prize, which have been deposited in a designated Finance Security Company here in United Kingdom. However, you will have to fill the form below and send it to the Promotion manager of Guinness Worldwide Internet Awareness Lottery Company for verification and then you will be directed on how you can claim your won prize as it has already been deposited in your favour.

NAMES:
AGE:
SEX:
MARITAL STATUS:
HOME ADDRESS:
COUNTRY:
MOBILE PHONE:
OCCUPATION:

Completely fill the form above and send it immediately to our promotion manager through email for prompt collection of your fund using the contact details below:

CONTACT:
Name: Mr. Smith Greg (PROMOTION MANAGER)
EMAIL: ID. :mrsmithgreg_1759@yahoo.com
Tel: +447031857509
Yours faithfully,
Mrs. Alma Hyman. (Secretary)

Ah if only our currency was the British pound, I would go for it – seeing I won the "online draws" (those English / Irish people are known for their bad grammar). It’s also too bad Guinness can’t afford a Guinness.com email address and has to resort to using a yahoo address. These are rough times they are.