Well, if you think you’re going to be able to use speech recognition to code anytime soon, this video will set you straight.

This guy tries to write a simple perl script using Windows Vista’s new speech recognition. The fact the video is 10 minutes long pretty much sums it up, but you have to check it out. The frustration level and the things it actually types is a crack up. I have a headache from laughing so hard.

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  1.    Ernst Kuschke : Vista speech recognition on February 15, 2007 5:14 am

    [...] Here’s an example of how you can write some (perl) code using Vista’s Speech Recognition. (Watch the video-clip before you attempt to do so!) Share this post: email it! | bookmark it! | digg it! | reddit! | kick it! | live it! [...]

  2. Drew on February 15, 2007 8:27 am

    This is one of the funniest videos I’ve seen in a very long time!
    Thanks for sharing.

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  4. debula on February 15, 2007 5:08 pm

    haha, awesome! made my day dude, but truly speeking, they’ve done a lot to do this thing, except they’re still as stupid as don’t understand what exactly is the meaning of an operating system, does anyone on the earth installing windows will ever need this thing? or even use it except as a joke? that’s how they make it a big-big stupid os. 15GB of stupidity? wow! I love it when they release their new stuff, it’s like they start talking about how stupid they are.

  5. JesusWept on February 15, 2007 5:08 pm

    Funny but the guys a complete retard, the speech recognition seemed to work pretty good, it doesn’t help that he keeps telling the PC thankyou, and even humans have a hard time distinguish M from N.

    funny but definitely shouldn’t be seen as a slight on Vista or its speech recognition

  6. Dan on February 15, 2007 6:18 pm

    What an idiot. He must be a Mac or Linux user. Dude, try not talking to yourself when you’re using voice recognition software. Also, try not drinking alcohol before doing same. You are slurring your words together and talking so fast it’s no wonder it doesn’t know what you want. Lastly, I doubt it was designed to do coding considering the case sensitive nature of many programming languages. Try using it to write a letter to your mommy letting her know what a total pansy you are.

  7. rob on February 15, 2007 8:24 pm

    “funny but definitely shouldn’t be seen as a slight on Vista or its speech recognition”

    Totally. I doubt they had writing code in mind when they designed it. It does show how far off the ability to “speak code” is however. I wonder if anyone is actually working on writing an application to do that.

    I would like to see it working well though. I’ve only seen two videos of the speech recognition so far - this one and the news one ( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Y_Jp6PxsSQ ) where it performed horribly. I’d like to see a good one because I dig this technology even though I use a Mac I’d like to see it advance (so I can code and eat at the same time :-D)

  8. Riaan Engelbrecht on February 16, 2007 2:07 am

    This is very funny! I guess everything have its ups and downs?

  9. Nostok on February 16, 2007 4:59 am

    Windows says “Mouth full of food mode engaged”.

    Porn drives most technology, now people can click links and type URLs with no hands straight from the box!

    It handled his garbage commands quite well, after trying out Dragon Dictate in 1932, or whenever it was, I must say it looks comparatively well implemented. I’d like to see it handle a French accented English speaker talking code.

  10. Pat on February 16, 2007 6:27 am

    rob said: “so I can code and eat at the same time :-D”
    I just want to see how the computer will understand your words with your mouth full :D

  11. Calisuri on February 16, 2007 9:02 am

    Hahah - classic. Great way to start a friday

  12. Ivaylo on February 20, 2007 7:12 am

    hahaha - windows sucks again :)

  13. clover on February 23, 2007 1:31 am

    Yeah, Windows sucks, right? What about this guy on the video, m? Cool dude! Coding using Voice Recognition - probably writes letters to his parents in Pearl and then his parents parse it through an HTTP server to read it?!?! Idiot ideas give birth to idiot results (not to mention they derive from idiots). OK, Vista sucks, but what kind of a proof is this? To me it seemed as if VR behaved quite well

  14. whatever on March 30, 2007 4:24 pm

    you gotta be a retard to code in perl using voice recognition

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